Crónicas de Browne (XVII): Marrone Mix ‘LOVE’

MARRONE MIX ‘LOVE’

(Stars shining bright above you. Night breezes seem to whisper “I love you”).


Freddie Mercury: “This thing, called love, I just can’t handle it. This thing, called love, I must, get round to it, I ain’t ready, crazy little thing called love”.

Browne: —Ready Freddie!!!

Foreigner: “I want to know what love is, I want you to show me”.

Bryan Adams: “When it’s love you give, then in love you live”.

Browne: —Well, I disagree. You can give all your love, but you need someone to share that living.

Roy Orbison: “I’m so tired of being lonely, I still have some love to give”

The Clovers: “What you need is Love Potion Number Nine”

Browne: —Hey, that’s cheating! Clovers, notice what I’m saying to Burt Bacharach 7 lines below.

Micky Dolenz: “I thought love was only true in fairy tales”

Browne: —But you changed your opinion when you saw her face, now you’re a believer.

Didi Conn: “Tell me more, tell me more, was it love at first sight?”

Browne: —Don’t be busybody, Frenchy! Micky, As Toto would say: “Hold the Line, love isn’t always on time”.

Burt Bacharach and Hal David: “What do you get when you fall in love? You get enough tears to fill an ocean. That’s what you get for your devotion. I’ll never fall in love again”.

Browne: —Hey, Bacharach, that’s the second time you told us this. Remember ‘Marrone mix KISS’? Didn’t you compose any other song? (laughs)

Eric Carmen: “When I was young, I never needed any one, and making love was just for fun, those days are gone”.

Browne: —Perhaps you weren’t making love when you were younger, and that it seems that everybody think that passed romances were better. Completely love is the best, but don’t underestimate little affairs.

Eddi Reader: “I don’t want half-hearted love affairs, I need someone who really cares. Life is too short to play silly games, I’ve promised myself I won’t do that again”.

Paul McCartney: “Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs. And what’s wrong with that, I’d like to know”.

Browne: —Yes, I think the magical moments when you’re fooling around with someone you fill attracted to, are incomparable…

The Bellamy Brothers: “Let your love fly, like a bird on the wing, and let your love bind you, to all living things, and let your love shine, and you’ll know what I mean, that’s the reason”.

Bruce Springsteen: “Now everyone dreams of a love lasting and true”.

Carson and Gaile: “And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you”.

Browne: —People waste energy trying to make real an impossible love, rather than making effort to find a better one.

Brian May: “Too much love will kill you, it’ll make your life a lie, yes too much love will kill you, and you won’t understand why”.

John Lennon: —You’re right Brian, too much SEX will kill you (laughs).

Browne: —I see that we have a 50-50 dispute to decide if loves good or bad.

Sting: “Love can mend your life, but love can break your heart”.

Peter and Gordon: “I don’t care what they say, I won’t stay in a world without love”.

Browne: —Oh! After that irrefutable truth, I think we have finished this Browne session. I’ll say something I’ve always want to: “Hello, I’m not Johnny Cash”.

Johnny Cash:  “Ever since time nothing’s ever been found that’s stronger than love”.

Everybody: —“Oooooohhh, loooooooove, in my heaaaaart!!!”



Crónicas de Browne (III): Marrone Mix ‘KISS’

MARRONE MIX ‘KISS’

(You’re hearing instruments & voices on their own way: Turururururu p´sssss!!!! Uhhh, yeahhh. Glin, glan, glin. Pow, pow, paw, pow…)

Gilbert O’Sullivan: —“What’s in a kiss, have you ever wondered just what it is? More perhaps than just a moment of bliss, tell me what’s in a kiss!”

Browne: —Hey Gilbert, I think you’re wrong!!! The point it’s not about what’s IN a kiss, but what’s ON a kiss.

Cher: —“If you wanna know if he loves you so, it´s in his kiss. That´s where it is!!!”

Browne: —C’mon, Cherlyn. Haven’t you hear me? You see, if you talk about “in a kiss” you’re only referring to the physical motion.

Faith Hill: —“It’s the way you love me, it’s a feeling like this, it’s centrifugal motion, it’s perpetual bliss, it’s that pivotal moment,  it’s, ah, subliminal. This kiss, this kiss, it’s criminal, this kiss, this kiss”.

Browne: —That’s it! You’re making the best of it!!

Al Jardine: —“I wanted to let her know that I was more than a friend. I didn’t know just what to do, and so I whispered ‘I love you’. And she said that she loved me too, and then I kissed her”

Agnetha Fältskog: —“But tell me does she kiss, like I used to kiss you? Does it feel the same, when she calls your name?”

Browne: —I didn’t know we had a couple here!!! (Laughs). Well… not bad, Al, but I prefer the point of view of Faith.

John “Buddy” Bailey: —“But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine, he broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine”.

Browne: —But who told you to do that!!! I hope SHE was pretty, at least. Give thanks you weren’t jailed.

Seal: —“I´ve been kissed by a rose on the grey”.

Browne: —As Johnny Tillotson would say, that’s ‘Poetry in motion’. You guys are catching the point.

Burt Bacharach: — “What do you get when you kiss a guy? You get enough germs to catch pneumonia. After you do, he’ll never phone you. I’ll never fall in love again”.

Browne: —Oh my God!!! Don’t spoil the Brown Session!!

Peter Cetera: “My mouth is still wet from our last kiss”

Browne: — You two only think in the physical way. You’re getting me red!!!

John Lennon: —That sounds funny, BROWNe. (Laughs)

Browne: —Look, as I have said, the most important thing is what’s ON a kiss. There are three phases. First, you’re with the girl you love and you doubt if you have to get closer to her, while your heart beats in the opposite way. Then you kiss her and you are thinking about how wonderful is this moment, holding her tight, melting your bodies… Laterly, you end….

John Lennon: —If she doesn’t slap you (Laughs)

Browne: — Hahahaha!!! You’re right, John, that happens from time to time. So, you end your kiss, you look each other, and neither of you thinks nothing. You just are watching each other’s eyes…

Everybody: —Ohhhhhhhh!! Hooooowwww romaaaaaaantic!!!

Browne: —Well, I have to go, my Thesis’ calling. Bye!!! Kisses sweeter than wine!!!

Everybody: —Muaks!!!!!

Brian Hyland: —I’ll send you all my love every day in a letter!!! Sealed with a kiss!!!!